Non-CAD: Happy? Valentine's Day

Why is it that ninety percent of the Valentine's Day cards on the rack make the guy sound like some kind of loser? The next time you look for cards, make a mental note of cards that start like this:
"I know I don't always tell you... but..."
"I may not always show you... but..."
"I don't always pick up my socks... but..."

Okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea.

I think I'll start a subscription Valentine's Day Card service. Every card will have a nice picture on the front and the inside will say:

I know I'm a jerk the rest of the year,
but it's Valentine's Day,
so here's your card.

Then I'll follow up with a line of birthday cards:

I know I'm a jerk the rest of the year,
but I think your birthday is this month,
so here's your card.

Anyone want to (need to) subscribe?

Have a Happy Valentine's Day.